Orangebeef's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[SeaT 1: A TooF "tribute"]

I LOVE YOU.

This is the funniest TooF parody I've seen on what appeared to be TooF Parody Day for the Star Syndicate. All of the things that the SeaTs said were true, and they were funny at the same time.

Graphics - The graphics were okay, but they could have been improved. Graphics or smooth animation wasn't even important in this story, so it doesn't really matter. I loved the eye expressions, although there was no lip syncing. ***THE BAD LIP SYNCING MAKES IT EVEN MORE HILARIOUS.
Style - You kinda used LogoPresents' style, but you were making a parody/dick-kicking movie to TooF. The drawings were all yours though, and the "hilarious dialogue" was "drop-dead" hilarious.
Sound - Good quality voice acting.
Violence - Naw.
Interactivity - Preloader and play button. That's all that is neccesary.
Humor - "So, then a cartoon kinda like this shows up. And, somehow, people find it funny. But then again, I wouldn't find that surprising, because most of you are probably 13 year old, and wondering, "Where's all of the profanity? That would make it funny! Then I'd probably vote 5." LMAO that is SO fucking true.

Overall - 8
toof lol

[SMW: Parodies]

This kicks every other Marrio Parrondie in the ass

Wow. great, just great. Unlike other Mario Parodies, this movie had parodies that I actually found amusing. Maybe because the only things happening weren't Mario and Luigi getting killed OVER and OVER again. Sprites and Mario Parodies, like you said, are unoriginal, but the spoofs you had were original. The animation was very smooth, very well put-out. I also like the small use of edited and customized sprites, like Mario shakin' his butt. The quality of all sounds and images were perfect, and you still managed to keep the filesize moderately low. I would have thought all of those sounds and music would have made a bigger filesize, but that just comes to show you optimized the movie very swell. Keep it up!

(Please, you HAVE to tell me the **EXACT** names of all those songs! I really liked some of them! PM me or Reply to this review, please and thanks.)

[Walking on Sunshine]

lol.

I loved the way you posed for this film. I could see a close up of your beautiful eyes.

[Sunshine Planet Tour Ep 3]

Looks like it's turning out to be a great series.

I think I'll have a lot of fun watching this new Sunshine series. The idea is pretty original, and the lil' fishy in the pond was cute. :)

FattyWhale responds:

I DREW HIM MYSELF> YAY

[Glockday 2k6 - Fat Badger]

And gug to you too. 133GG7JBCCSSBBl

Funny, well put out, and entertaining.

Graphics/Animation - All of it was very smooth, neat, and professional. Like always, bajer.
Style/Originality - Collabs are unoriginal at the time, but the cartoons are what makes each one different.
Sound - All of the loops were perfect, and they were perfect quality. They are also very good songs.
Violence - GUG GUG GUG GUG GUG GUG GUG
Interactivity - Lots of buttons to click, and buttons to take you back. Also a preloader and a play button. Nice
Humor - GUG GUG GUG GUG GUG GUG GUG
Overall - 9
THIS IS UNDER RATED!! >:(

FatBadger responds:

all my movies are underrated :(

[Tumor Flash 2]

Great, funny, random stuff!

This is a very greatly animated movie, and all of the drawings and sounds were near perfect.

Graphics/Animation - Very smooth, original drawings you had. I like how you ACTUALLY drew your characters with the brush tool. That way, they look allot better than pencil tool drawn - people. The animation was smooth, and it could only be improved if all of the characters actually had arms, and more animation was frame-by-frame. I know that's just a style, but still.

Style/Originality - We've all seen movies allot like this, consisting of short, random, funny scenes. That's why I had to give it a 6, but like I've said in countless reviews, I love random collabs.

Sound/Music Quality/Likings - All of the voice acting was great, and had no fuzz in the background. It was just pure voicing. Most people had about the same voice, but I still liked it. The background music you had in one, maybe two scenes was also nicely put out, and was once again at high quality.

Violence/Gore - Is licking a wooden stick or slowly getting eaten by a whale OR smashing a bottle into someone's head violence? I think not!

Interactivity - There is a play button, and that's all I need. (But shh, don't tell anyone about the secret link movieclip that when clicked sends you to a shock website and completely eats you and your computer! :P)

Humor -
You... you're so black! I MUST LICK YOU!
-Whine-
Man... that was some funny shit last night!

Overall - 9
cancer

[Truth about Masturbation]

A truly honorable piece.

Fat Badger, oh mighty one, you have once again touched our hearts with this one of a kind flashterpiece. You seemed to really speak your mind in this film, and your deep and sacred message has reached viewers everywhere.

I guess I should start from the beggining, as not to mix all of my thoughts up in one statement. The way you edited the Newgrounds preloader also astonished me, as the classic Newgrounds tank logo was replaced with, yours truly, Fat Badger himself. Now, I don't know about you, but my opinion is that Fat Badger was so damn excited for the debut of this front page wonder, that he was slighty jumping up and down, and waving his arms. That's the spirit!

Now my friends, for the moment we've all been waiting for; a very bright looking animal is staring directly at you, having fun with himself. The scene you portrayed was amazing. It was just two frames of classic comedy, say what you will, but I really think that you were trying to send out a very subliminal message here again to all the viewers. You were actually trying to give us all a nice, warm compliment, stating that we're so dang beautiful, even small rodents will jerk off to our presence. Oh, you!

The creepy background music you implanted was also very suitable. It almost made it look like something was going to jump out of the screen and grab you, but nothing happened. It also fitted the feeling of suspense over the audience, making us say to ourselves, "Oooh, what's going to happen next?" Indeed, you did keep lots of viewers waiting, but I was actually satisfied with what you delivered. And once again, I owe you a big thank you.

I also got a little happy chuckle, as I thought to myself after seeing the rodent, "Wow! Is he actually staring at me?" The feeling was truely immerse, feeling like a rodent was staring at you through the computer screen. But that couldn't POSSIBLY happen. Right...?

Well, that's all for now. I hope you enjoyed my review as much as I enjoyed this flash. I hope you make a "Truth about ____" series, and if you do, I hope it is very succesful, which without a doubt it will be.

- A loyal fan

FatBadger responds:

beefcake

[Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 46]

Good job screwing up the series

So many idiots thought that this was an actual episode in the series, but it's not. I'm guessing that this was made to screw up the series and the numbers. *Sighs* But I guess they'll never know the truth.

I actually thought that this was better than the real ATWI80D series. I like the real series' intro a lot more, but the actual clip of Hitler visiting a place was much funnier because it was really animated, and he was a pimp :P

All of the pictures and music went very well with what was going on, and I liked the idea of having that south-town background and feeling to it. Good job.

Overall - 5
It wasn't really a good movie, but I liked it.

Ms-Sly responds:

I'm glad you liked it and understood what I was going for. Not bad for my first movie. I should improve with practice.

[Anime Flash Tutorial]

Needs improvement.

Ok, I think that you could have done an allot better job with this. Your drawing was pretty good, but there are some problems with the movie that bugged me. If you fix these problems you can probably get a better score.

Graphics/Animation - Overall, the whole flash was pretty boring and plain, but you didn't get a 1 on Graphics from me because your actual anime drawing was quite swell. The animation showing the brush strokes also did the graphics score some good. The graphics problems were that there was no background or any graphics in the background, and the text coming in on the black boxes also made the flash very plain and boring.
Style/Originality - There are many other anime tutorials, as well as plain drawing tutorials and all sorts of other tutorials. If someone honestly needed help drawing an anime person, I don't think they'd likely pick this one because of the problems. Style problems are that tutorials have been done many times and that the movie wasn't that "bright."
Sound - I didn't like the music at all. The least you could have done is put in new music, or put a button in a corner that will switch the music when clicked. Or you could have used a different song in the first place. Sound problems are that the music is bad, and you can't switch the music.
Violence - It's a tutorial.
Interactivity - The thing that bugged me the most was that there was no "Okay!" buttons when the text came in. Each time the text gets in the right place, there should be a stop command to help slow readers finish reading it before it goes away, and for fast readers to get through the tutorial allot faster.
Humor - It's a tutorial.

Overall - 3
You really have to fix this up. You know how to draw an anime guy good, so I think that you can make a way better anime drawing tutorial.

[Dailytoon #207]

One of the best dailytoons ever.

You could easily say that this is one of the greatest dailytoons ever. I thought that the menu of tricks was a very unique and original idea, and the effects were also quite good.
Graphics/Animation - Very good. The menu and preloader were both very nice, and the quality of the actual photos were very good. I also liked how the effects were put out in flash.
Style - Dailytoons are a very original idea, but a normal dailytoon isn't enough to get a perfect 10 in style. But with an idea like this one you used, then you get a 10.
Sound - I liked the song you used, and it fitted in with what was going on in my opinion.
Violence - None.
Interactivity - This was a movie with a preloader and a menu. That's all the interactivity that is needed.
Humor - I thought some of the effects were pretty funny and cool ideas, like the hershey trick.

Overall - 9
Keep it up everyone, make this the best dailytoon season ever!