A truly honorable piece.
Fat Badger, oh mighty one, you have once again touched our hearts with this one of a kind flashterpiece. You seemed to really speak your mind in this film, and your deep and sacred message has reached viewers everywhere.
I guess I should start from the beggining, as not to mix all of my thoughts up in one statement. The way you edited the Newgrounds preloader also astonished me, as the classic Newgrounds tank logo was replaced with, yours truly, Fat Badger himself. Now, I don't know about you, but my opinion is that Fat Badger was so damn excited for the debut of this front page wonder, that he was slighty jumping up and down, and waving his arms. That's the spirit!
Now my friends, for the moment we've all been waiting for; a very bright looking animal is staring directly at you, having fun with himself. The scene you portrayed was amazing. It was just two frames of classic comedy, say what you will, but I really think that you were trying to send out a very subliminal message here again to all the viewers. You were actually trying to give us all a nice, warm compliment, stating that we're so dang beautiful, even small rodents will jerk off to our presence. Oh, you!
The creepy background music you implanted was also very suitable. It almost made it look like something was going to jump out of the screen and grab you, but nothing happened. It also fitted the feeling of suspense over the audience, making us say to ourselves, "Oooh, what's going to happen next?" Indeed, you did keep lots of viewers waiting, but I was actually satisfied with what you delivered. And once again, I owe you a big thank you.
I also got a little happy chuckle, as I thought to myself after seeing the rodent, "Wow! Is he actually staring at me?" The feeling was truely immerse, feeling like a rodent was staring at you through the computer screen. But that couldn't POSSIBLY happen. Right...?
Well, that's all for now. I hope you enjoyed my review as much as I enjoyed this flash. I hope you make a "Truth about ____" series, and if you do, I hope it is very succesful, which without a doubt it will be.
- A loyal fan