Orangebeef's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ignorance is Bliss]

It doesn't get old.

Well, this was easily the best submission I've seen for some time, but the sad thing is, idiots are mass-downvoting this movie so it won't be above 4.24 for that long, but it got a few awards and everyone will remember this masterpiece.

Graphics - You're one of the best cartoon drawers I've seen on Newgrounds. The outlines look like they were done with the brush tool, (which they probably were) but the lines were perfect, and you must have a very steady hand to do that.

Style - This movie breaks the originality scale. Super Mario, Flash, A catchy and fun song, and a Music Video. WIN

Sound - Catchy and Creative.

Violence - There wasn't really that much violence. All I can remember right now are pictures of Bowser getting his ass kicked by Luigi and Mario.

Interactivity - Loading and Play.

Humor - I liked how when the horde of Yoshis were running, one held up a sign that read: "THE SYSTEM IS BROKE" and the skeleton Yoshi was running too.

Overall: 10
You deserve it.

[Anime Collab]

This collab owns.

This was ubelievable when I watched it yesterday, but when I watched it today it wasn't as great. This is still an awesome collab, and it kicks so many asses.

Graphics - Some of the clips deserved an absolute 10, but others weren't quite as "anime" as the absolute 10 ones. Overall, all of the clips get at least an 8 from me.
Style - Collabs are always Styled, and actual Anime submissions are beyond "styled" in style.
Sound - Dream Theater = WIN
Violence - So many clips had violence.
Interactivity - Menu, Scene Selection, Artist Profiles, and Play.
Humor - The awesomeness (???) of some clip's graphics made me laugh, because they were so "anime."

Overall - 10
I rarely give out tens (except for my earlier crap reviews), but this one has got my 10. Also, the Hellsing guy was creepy. You know, the guy in the red clothes, the nice hat and the gun.

[the YuYu]

Spectacular.

This film has smoother animation and more beautiful drawings than any other movie on newgrounds, except for maybe your other brackenwood films.

Graphics - Too good to be true. The FBF YuYu cloud was what made me say, "OMFG RLY FBF AMINATION!!!!"
Style - Brackenwood is your thing. You made up all of the characters and plots, and the cool music goes straight with the movie.
Sound - I've never heard of that artist, but that was some cool music you had there. It reminded me of pirates :P
Violence - YuYu's pwn3d by Bitey's hooved foot of DEATH!
Interactivity - Quality Settings, Play, Replay, and I think another button or two.
Humor - Bitey was hopping away from the cloud so fast I laughed, and I also laughed when he stomped the little imps.

Overall - 10
I never vote 10 for overall on movies ANYMORE, but this movie really earned it.

[Fall Out Boy RULES!!!!!!!]

Do you even like Falloutboy?

As much as I hate Falloutboy, this was still a funny music video, and it should win Daily 2nd, 3rd, or whatever.

Graphics - Not really any animation, the backgrounds weren't colored, and some words weren't spelled right, but the sloppy brush style drawings always look nice to me.
Style - Music videos have been done allot, but they're still funny.
Sound - Sorry, I had to vote 1 because of the bad song.
Violence - I can't remember if there was violence, so I'll just 2 it.
Interactivity - Start, and replay.
Humor - "A long dark cock..." EL OH EL!!!11!!!1

Overall: 8
Another masterpiece by Rtil. Some people are voting low in the reviews because you used Falloutboy's music :P

xtil responds:

i hate fall out boy ya

[Time Squad [Part 3]]

A perfect way of ending a very popular series.

This was one of the funniest flashes I have ever seen, and the material that was in this movie made me wish that there would be an episode 4.

Graphics - Very nicely and neatly drawn stuff. The animation was very smooth, and this movie makes lots of stuff in the top 50 look like SHIT.
Style - Loaded with Style, I can't explain why.
Violence - A bunch of robots take a beating and the scientist turns into non-existence. (???)
Interactivity - More interactivity than an average blockbuster flash here. Play, replay, and Scene 1, 2, and 3 select.
Humor - "I don't want to not make sense! All I want to do is for you to SIGN. MY. VELOCIRAPTOR!"

Overall - 9
I wish I could rate 10 for overall, but it is impossible for a movie to be perfect.

[Beast Boi Pt.1]

The starting of the worst series ever :)

Short crappy movies like this with 3 frames make me laugh, so Im not going to flame you and vote 0 on everything without even reviewing the movie.
Graphics - Beast Boi and a sign with "OMFG ROFFEL" on it. 1'ed
Style - All other submissions like this have been blammed. Only you can get shit like this through judgement, so 10'ed
Sound, Violence and Interactivity - None.
Humor - Who doesnt like Beast Boi and a Noobed comment flashing in front of you? Everyone except for me :)
Please make the next episode of Beast Boi soon, although it will be exactly like the other ones.

- Orangebeef

ViceFullbuster responds:

What a nice review you made there my boy.

[Time Squad [Part 2]]

Blockhead = PWNTG3

"Whoops, dropped my feet!" *Falls into lava pit smiling*
Graphics - Everything was drawn almost perfectly. The animation was clean, and smooth. Not much more you could ask for in a movie like this.
Style - A funny adventure with an idiot. It seems like its been done before, but I still cant get enough of it, so 9.
Sound - High Quality. All sound was perfect.
Violence - Robot gets crushed, and a few of the scientist's "minions" die. Also people get sliced N' diced in the gladiator place. 8
Interactivity - Start, and replay. Thats all a movie should have for interactivity.
Humor - Blockhead is as dumb as ever, and I enjoy seeing dumasses do stuff as much as the next guy, for 10ed'ed.
The best part about the movie is that Blockhead is a threat to the Scientist, while Blockhead isnt even trying to be a threat. I love this series, so please make Time Squad 3 even better!

- Orangebeef

[Destroy All Humans Ep.1]

Good.

Graphics - I liked the shading you used for the characters, and the animation for the characters (including the cows) was fairly good. The only thing I disliked was the ship movements, but I understand how hard it is to do that.

Style - This has never been done before.

Sound - The quality of the sound was kinda cheesy, but it was more good than bad, so 7.

Violence - Guy gets disintegrated.

Interactivity - Play and replay.

Humor - I laughed when the guy got shot, and also when Crypto said he wanted to kick some ass.

Very original idea, how you decided to make a movie series of a popular video game. OVERALL: 8

[_Clock vs Madness War_]

Hmhmhm..

This is the best turd of the week I ive seen for awhile, but if this was newly submitted I would have blammed it. Its too late for that now, so I will review every category.

Graphics - I wouldnt go with stealing a flash author's characters (Krinkels), but overall the animations were O.K. (The fire and explosions looked like shit, no offense)

Style - A war between two kinds. Its been done thousands of times.

Sound - I hate linkin park.

Violence - Some madness figures and clocks got killed, and then there were some cheap explosions in front of a black background.

Interactivity - Play, go back to "Who Wins?" page, and two choices of winners. Good.

Humor - If someone gets stabbed or shot in a movie, I almost always at least chuckle, no matter how bad the effects are.

5/10, good work getting the turd.

[Fiberglass Monkey]

Good job

Graphics - Good drawings and movements, enough said.
Style - Good animator + Good musician's song = STYLE
Sound - Cool song and lyrics, but I wouldnt download it or watch the movie again to hear it.
Violence - Monkey gets owned by baseball bat :)
Interactivity - Pause and other buttons, good.
Humor - Yep.